SONG: Hell Hole The window's dirty, the mattress stinks This ain't no place to be a man Ain't got no future, ain't got no past And I don't think I ever can The floor is filthy the walls are thin The wind is howling in my face The rats are peeling, I'm losing ground Can't seem to join the human race. Chorus: I'm living in a hell hole Don't want to stay in this hell hole Don't want to die in this hell hole Girl, get me out of this hell hole. I rode the jetstream, I hit the top I'm eating steak and lobster tails The sauna's drafty, the pools too hot The kitchen stinks of boiling snails. The taxman's coming, the butler quit This ain't no place to be a man I'm going back to where I started I'm flashing back into my pan. Chorus: It's better in a hell hole You know where you stand in a hell hole Folks lend a hand in a hell hole Girl get me back to my hell hole. ********************************************* SONG: Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You Tonight Little girl, it's a great big world but there's only on of me You can't touch 'cause I cost too much but Tonight I'm gonna rock you Tonight I'm gonna rock you Tonight! You're sweet but you're just four feet And you still got your baby teeth You're too young and I'm too well hung Tonight I'm gonna rock you Tonight I'm gonna rock you Tonight! You're hot, you take all we got, not a dry seat in the house Next day, we'll be on our way Tonight I'm gonna rock you Tonight! Chorus: Little girl, it's a great big world, but there's only one of me -- ********************************************* SONG: Heavy Duty No light fantastic ever crosses my mind That meditation stuff can make you go blind Just crank that music to the point of pain Why waste good music on a brain Chorus: Heavy, Duty Heavy duty rock and roll Heavy duty Brings out the duty in my soul I see you dancing there in front of the band You're playin' the solos with no guitar in your hand I don't pull no punches I wouldn't waste your time And just cause it pays, that ain't no crime Heavy, duty Heavy duty rock and roll Heavy duty Brings out the duty in my soul Don't need a woman, I won't take me no wife I get the rock and roll and that'll be my life No page in history baby- that, I don't need I just want to make some eardrums bleed Heavy, duty Heavy duty rock and roll Heavy duty Brings out the duty in my soul ********************************************* SONG: Rock and Roll Creation When there was darkness and the void was king and ruled the elements, When there was silence and the hush was almost deafening Out of the emptiness Salvation, rhythm and light and sound, Twas the rock and roll creation Twas a terrible big bang Twas the ultimate mutation Ying was searching for his yang And he looked and he saw that it was good. When I'm alone beneath the stars and feeling insignificant, I turn within to see the forces that created me I look to the stars and the answers are clear I look in the mirror and see what I fear Tis the rock and roll creation Tis an absolute rebirth Tis the rolling of the ocean and the rocking of the earth And I looked and I saw that it was good ********************************************* SONG: America We came like babies From our home across the sea to see America. And the people opened up their arms To welcome us...to America. We came like children From a far and distant land To see America, and the golden sun of freedom filtered down to us, in America. And the people stood and stared Loved us more than we had dared to Super Highways here and there Pretty women everywhere. Brady Bunch and Smokey Bear. Buildings reaching to the sky Afro-sheen and apple pie, P.T.A. and F.B.I. The jumbo jet begins to rise A joyful nation waves its bye-byes Each religion race and creed Gets exactly what they need God bless Johnny Appleseed ********************************************* SONG: Cups and Cakes Cups and cakes Cups and cakes Oh what good things mother makes You've got to take tea won't you take it with me What a gay time it will be Cups and cakes Cups and cakes Please make sure that nothing breaks The china's so dear and the treacle so clear And I'm glad that you are here Milk and sugar Bread and Jam Yes please, sir, and thank you ma'm Here I am Cups and cakes Cups and cakes I'm so full my tummy aches How sad it must end But I'm glad I've a friend Sharing cups and cakes with me And cakes with me... ********************************************* SONG: Big Bottom The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin That's what I said. The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand Or so I have read. My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo. I love to sink her with my pink torpedo. Big bottom Big bottom Talk about bum cakes, My gal's got 'em. Big bottom, Drive me out of my mind. How can I leave this behind? I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day You know what I mean. I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday You know what I mean. My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights Big game's waiting there inside her tights Big bottom Big bottom Talk about mud flaps My gal's got 'em. Big bottom Drive me out of my mind. How can I leave this behind? ********************************************* SONG: Sex Farm Working on a sex farm Trying to raise some hard love Getting out my pitch fork And poking your hay Scratching in your henhouse Sniffing at your feedbag Slipping out your back door I'm leaving my spray Sex farm woman I'm gonna mow you down Sex farm woman I'll rake and mow you down Sex farm woman Don't you see my silo risin' high Working on a sex farm Hosing down your barn door Bothering you livestock They know what I need Working up a hot sweat I'm scretching in your pea patch Plowing through your beanfield Planting my seed Sex farm woman I'll be your hired hand Sex farm woman I'll let my offer stand Sex farm woman Don't you feel my tractor rumbling by by-by-byyyy Working on a sex farm Wolfing down some cornbread I'm turning on the tv Joining the grange. ********************************************* SONG: Stonehenge Stonehenge, where the demons dwell Where the banshees live and they do live well Stonehenge Where a man is a man and the children dance to the pipes of pan Stonehenge Tis a magic place where the moon doth rise With a dragon's face Stonehenge Where the virgins lie And the prayer of devils fill the midnight sky And you my love, won't you take my hand We'll go back in time to that mystic land Where the dew drops cry and the cats meow I will take you there I will show you how ********************************************* SONG: Gimme Some Money Stop wasting my time You know what I want You know what I need Or maybe you don't Do I have to come right Flat out and tell you everything? Gimme some money Gimme sone money I'm nobody's fool I'm nobody's clown I'm treating you cool I'm putting you down But baby I don't intend to leave empty handed Gimme some money Gimme some money Don't get me wrong Try getting me right Your face is ok but your purse is too tight I'm looking for pound notes Loose change Bad checks, anything Gimme some money Gimme some money ********************************************* SONG: (Listen to the) Flower People Listen to what the flower people say Aahhh- Listen, it's getting louder every day Listen, it's like a bolt out of the blue Aahhh- Listen, it could be calling now for you Chorus: Flower people walk on by Flower people don't you cry, it's not too late It's not too late Listen, it's like a Mozart symphony Listen, it's something just for you and me Listen, to what the flower people say Aahhh- listen It's getting truer every day Aahhh.